Why are the mice behind my living room wall creating a secret government?

I have constructed many theories, such as they are trying to mass an army in order to fight off the oncoming threat of dustbunnies, they are trying to stop the decline of predation so prey will not die out so the delicate balance of predators and prey will stay equal, and they are trying to put an end to global warming, but none of these seem to match up. Are there any ideas from the public?Why are the mice behind my living room wall creating a secret government?
the are creating an alliance with the chickens to create a massive killing spree against the humans... by spreading the bird flu they will be able to do that. they also are creating Atomic bombs to distroy united states... and blaim it on Iran... and causing an world war... thats what they are doingWhy are the mice behind my living room wall creating a secret government?
They don't like the Bush administration either and they are getting ready to take over the white house.
They are creating the secret government to over throw you ... see this is like the Revolutionary War for them...cheese without taxation.
Do you know if they are related to Pinky?





...or the Brain?





Their lineage could foretell the future! (or it might not..)
maybe they have a secret military base in some palm trees outside near your property,and using the inside of your walls for training new recriuts
Isn't everyone?
I think you should lay off the dope and clean your house.
I know as a fact that mice families gather and send the oldest mice into ';hostile'; territory, wether to test if the food is poisonous or if it's just safe to go there. I think they are voting which elder to sacrifice.
I dunno, but that would be so COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





ok, just get some sanitary traps and attach a ';mouse to human translator'; inside the wall and listen. You should get some interesting information and then you can sell it to Bush!! or you can just make some stuff up and sell it to him and listen to him repeat it to the nation and make a damn foo of himself, again!!!!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT !!!!
Hahahahaha. Thats what they do. DOnt worry. They have small brains and cant think of invading you. They just want your food.
Maybe they are building a rocket to the moon? Some people say the moon is made of cheese. LOL
Well it could be they are gathering to take over your food... and the army is just to tie you up to prevent stopping them and laying out poison for them.
so they can a have a group of mice who can decide for the rest of the population...
are you high?
Because they already know they can do a better job than the one in place now
I like mice. They're cute.
If it is a secret government, then how do you know about it? Maybe a spy, are you?
The mice are ready to steal government cheese.